萧伯纳（Gee Bernard Sha，1856年7月26日－1950年11月2日），爱尔兰剧作家，1925年因作品具有理想主义和人道主义而获诺贝尔文学奖，是英国现代杰出的现实主义戏剧作家，是世界著名的擅长幽默与讽刺的语言大师。他的戏剧性语言尖锐泼辣，充满机智，妙语警名脱口而出。他的最著名的剧作有《鳏夫的房产》、《华伦夫人的职业》、《武器与人》、《真相毕露》等。其喜剧作品《卖花女》（Pygmalion）因被 Alan Lerner 改编为音乐剧《窈窕淑女》（My Fair Lady），该音乐剧又被好莱坞改编为同名卖座电影而家喻户晓。
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
Gee Bernard Sha
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
Gee Bernard Sha
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
Gee Bernard Sha
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it ould be hell on earth.
Gee Bernard Sha
Americans adore me and ill go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.
Gee Bernard Sha
An American has no sense of privacy. He does not kno hat it means.There is no such thing in the country.
Gee Bernard Sha
Criminals do not die by the hands of the la. They die by the hands of other men.
Gee Bernard Sha
Democracy is a device that ensures e shall be governed no better than e deserve.
Gee Bernard Sha
England and America are to countries separated by a mon language.
Gee Bernard Sha
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
Gee Bernard Sha
